On the first day of Christmas, John Hammond gave to me…

Henry made up the 12 Days of Christmas: Jurassic Park Edition yesterday.


Just try not to sing along.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, John Hammond gave to me:

Twelve pteranadons

Eleven mosasaurs

Ten ACU*

Nine tyranosaurs

Eight dino fights

Seven saurapods

Six DNA samples

Five gyrosphere rides

Four spinosaurs

Three stegosaurs

Two Utahraptors

And a ticket to Jurassic Park!

*Asset Containment Unit for those unaware

Merry Christmas from my dino lovers to yours!

I was unsure of some of the spellings here but he insisted they were correct. And he’s read all the dinosaur books, so….