Mom of Four Makes Thanksgiving Dinner for Eight
Eaters unimpressed, runs out of turkey, considers meal a failure.

Rain Steady Thanksgiving Day and Night
Outdoor Christmas light display put on hold.

Family of Six Venture Out For First Thanksgiving Since Celiac Diagnosis, on Black Friday
Mom of four not likely to repeat “venturing out” for another five years, she says.

Mom of Four Spends Four Hours on Thanksgiving Meal
Admits she spent rest of the day in bed.

Cherry Gelatin Fluff a No-Show at Thanksgiving Dinner
“Speed Set” directions on box declared a filthy, lunch-ruining lie. Fluff enjoyed as midnight snack instead.

Update: Elusive Jell-o Fluff Never Sets.
Depressed mom of four eats as sweet soup and adds it to “epic fail” list.

“The Good Dinosaur” leaves audience delighted, sad.
Mom of four is thankful sensitive-to-movies dad of four stays at home.


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